We Speak to the Supporters

Last night's victory in Tallinn (for which read Aberdeen but similarities striking) was witnessed by a small but loyal (and may I say, rather attractive) band of supporters and John Brown. We ask the supporters for their reactions

Question: Were you on the edge of your chair during the game?

Supporter "No, for safety reasons as I might have fallen forward when I drifted off to sleep"

Question: What was the high point?

Supporter "Henry's triple and also his being distracted by the Latvian girls on the next sheet. Never seen so much saliva in an ice rink - could have formed icicles..."

Question: Scariest moment (of the game)?

Supporter "Jamie's [fine, ed] draw against three at the seventh. Absolutely terrified. Never been so scared since first time I saw John Brown"

Question: Have you slept with Tiger Woods?

Supporter: "No, and I lived in America for four years so I am feeling insulted"

Question: Any advice for the team?

Supporter 1: "Stop insulting John Brown, he is not scary and is doing a grand job as number five and shadow coach"

Supporter 2: "Cream eggs a day - for the supporters"

Back to the studio for the pre-match summary of England v Lithuania.